Deep Relaxation. Better Sleep. Zero Chaos.
You don’t need more stimulation. You need to calm the system down.
Calm The F*ck Down™ is your daily ritual for switching off the noise, unwinding your body, and restoring balance - powered by one of the most bioavailable forms of magnesium: Magnesium Glycinate.
Designed for modern, high-performance lifestyles, this formula helps you slow down, recover faster, and sleep deeper - without feeling groggy or dependent.
Calm The F*ck Down™ is a high-quality magnesium supplement designed to help your body relax, recover, and reset - physically and mentally.
Powered by Magnesium Glycinate, one of the most bioavailable and gentle forms of magnesium, it supports your nervous system, promotes deeper sleep, and helps ease muscle tension without digestive discomfort.
Built for modern, high-stress lifestyles, this formula helps you switch off, unwind faster, and feel more balanced - whether you're dealing with daily stress, intense workouts, or poor sleep.
Key Highlights:
- Supports relaxation and stress reduction*
- Promotes deeper, more restful sleep*
- Helps reduce muscle tension and supports recovery*
- Highly absorbable and gentle on the stomach
- Clean, minimal formula with no unnecessary additives
90 capsules | 30-day supply | Made in USA
Your daily reset - so you can slow down, recover properly, and feel like yourself again.
*These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.
In a world that never switches off, your body isn’t designed to stay in constant “go mode.” Stress builds, sleep suffers, and your nervous system stays on edge - leaving you feeling wired, tired, and anything but balanced.
Calm The F*ck Down™ was created to bring you back to baseline.
At the core of this formula is Magnesium Glycinate - a highly absorbable, gentle form of magnesium that your body can actually use. Unlike other forms, it’s designed to support relaxation without digestive discomfort, making it ideal for daily use, especially in the evening.
Magnesium plays a critical role in hundreds of processes in the body - from regulating the nervous system and supporting muscle relaxation to promoting deeper, more restorative sleep. When your levels are optimized, everything feels different: your body unwinds faster, your mind slows down, and recovery becomes effortless.
Whether you’re dealing with daily stress, intense workouts, or restless nights, Calm The F*ck Down™ helps support a calmer mood, reduced tension, and a more balanced state - physically and mentally.
It’s not about sedation.
It’s about restoring what your body naturally needs to relax, recover, and function at its best.
Simple. Clean. Effective.
Your daily reminder to slow down - and actually feel good again.*
*These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.
→ Feel calmer, faster
Supports your nervous system so you can shift out of stress mode and into relaxation.*
→ Sleep deeper & wake up recharged
Promotes restful, uninterrupted sleep so you actually feel recovered.*
→ Relax muscles & recover better
Helps release tension and supports post-workout recovery.*
→ Balance mood & mental clarity
Supports a more stable, calm state of mind - even during high-pressure days.*
HOW IT WORKS
Magnesium is involved in 300+ biochemical processes in the body, including:
- Nervous system regulation
- Muscle relaxation
- Energy production
- Sleep cycle support
The glycinate form is bound to glycine - an amino acid known for its calming properties - making it ideal for relaxation and sleep support.*
Per Serving (3 Capsules):
- Magnesium (from 2,500mg Magnesium Glycinate) - 275mg
- Hypromellose (capsule)
- Magnesium Stearate
- Silicon Dioxide
- Rice Flour
CLEAN LABEL PROMISE
- Gluten-Free
- Vegan Friendly
- Non-GMO
- Lactose-Free
- Allergen-Free
- Hormone-Free
- Antibiotic-Free
- Corn-Free
- All Natural
PRODUCT DETAILS
- 90 Capsules (30 servings)
- Made in the USA
- Net Weight: 113g
HOW TO USE
Take 3 capsules once daily, preferably in the evening or before bed.
Or follow guidance from your healthcare professional.
⚠️ IMPORTANT INFORMATION
- Do not exceed recommended dose
- Consult your doctor if pregnant, nursing, under 18, or with medical conditions
- Keep out of reach of children
- Do not use if seal is broken
- Store in a cool, dry place
Benefits of Calm The F*ck Down
an essential for healthy sleep, recovery & beauty
Sleep
Magnesium plays a crucial role in promoting relaxation and supporting healthy sleep patterns.
Enhanced Absorption
Magnesium glycinate has high bioavailability, therefore it is readily absorbed by the body, allowing for optimal utilization of magnesium.
Muscle Support
Is essential for muscle function and relaxation. May help alleviate muscle tension and support post-exercise recovery.
Mental Wellbeing
Promotes a sense of calmness and relaxation. It may help reduce symptoms of occasional stress, supporting overall mental well-being.
Clean, Powerful, and Pure
Vegan & Vegetarian Friendly
Gluten & Lactose Free
Allergen Free
Non-GMO
Hormone & Antibiotic Free
Made in a USA FDA-Registered Facility
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